Our longest episode yet, and if you like high energy commentary and also crying then this episode is mostly for you. Ryan Lopes (@StillRyanFive) exhumes the corpse of many topics in this episode which are met with unwavering resistance from Nate Liss (@AnOutragedJew) — bottom line, this episode DELIVERS. #WhiteClawStinks

Vikings cut/waive Laq Treadwell; Redskins cut/waive Josh Doctson. Doctson turns around and signs with the Vikings. We need Treadwell to ink with Washington to complete the sad cycle.

Carlos Hyde out in KC, traded to HOU. Should be no issue for Duke Johnson — Hyde who stinks.

Mel Gordon dug in, Chargers dug in. Gordon reportedly ready to sit out Week 1. Austin Ekeler/Justin Jackson season-long and dynasty standpoint.

Jay Gruden on RB1 Derrius Guice: “The offense, carries-wise, will pretty much go through him.”

N’Keal Harry lands on IR. What’s the panic meter at? RELATED: Demaryius Thomas cut/resigned; Josh Gordon completely cleared for Week 1.

Elijah McGuire lands on the CLE practice squad? Surprising?

LeSean McCoy released, and immediately lands in KC with old friend coach Andy Reid. What does this mean for Damien Williams?

Fallout in BUF: The Athletic’s Joe Buscaglia believes Devin Singletary “won’t consistently be a featured back, at least not early in the season.”

As we do, moment of silence for WR Greg Dortch, who was recently waived by the NYJ.

Jazz Ferguson, practice squad stash?

Elijah Holyfield is still running his 40 whilst being waived by the Panthers.

Alfred Blue to IR: Ryquell Armstead an even more enticing handcuff for season-long purposes. Dyno-wise, JAX recently signed RB Devine Ozigbo, formerly of the Saints.

We talked about Ricky Seals-Jones as a possible factor in ARI, especially given his familiarity with the new coach in town. Sike. Waived, but quickly lands in CLE behind starter David Njoku.

Eq St. Brown on IR in GB, and he’s donezo for the season.

Jerick McKinnon on IR. Will not play a down in SF. Again.

WR Taywan Taylor traded to the Browns?

No comments on John Kelly at this time, please, who is now on the streets. We will #neverforget.

More waived/released players “of note”:

RB Samaje Perine, WAS > CIN

WR Keelan Doss, OAK > JAX

WR Marcell Ateman OAK >

RB Boston Scott PHI > NO >

WR Stanley Morgan Jr. CIN

WR Jordan Matthews SF

RB Jeremy McNichols TEN

WR J’Mon Moore GB

RB Josh Adams PHI

WR Emanuel Hall CHI > TB >

WR Chad Williams ARI >

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