Oh yes, this week Ryan Lopes (@stillryanfive) and Nate Liss (@anoutragedjew) spin pure gold out of what would seem like thin air. This is a high energy episode unofficially sponsored by white claw and whatever teenage magazine is popular right now.


D’Onta Foreman, now a Colt: Does it even matter anymore? From RB2 to an RB3-ish with “work ethic issues”? Is it time to light the final candle? Foreman fallout in HOU; what does this mean for Lamar Miller, if anything at all? Is Damarea Crockett going to happen?

Mike Crabtree lives and lands in ARI. Expectations? Do we care? What does it mean for our heroes Hakeem Butler and Andy Isabella?

Antonio Brown may have frostbitten feet? What the heck is going on in Oakland? Meanwhile, the best receiver on the roster, Hunter Renfrow, is penciled in as the team’s starting slot option. Wheels up.

Meanwhile, SPARQ-freak Mike Gesicki has had an “uneven” camp. I am upset about it.

T.J. Hockenson is “fixture” with the first-team offense.

Rico Gathers is #free. Someone please make this happen. Or is his upside and impact all just a dream?

SEA backfield update? Chris Carson vs. Rashaad Penny; Carson clearly in the “lead role” and Schotty wants him “more involved” in the passing game. Boner?

Jerick McKinnon off the PUP — are we celebrating?


Jaylen Samuels to have a “significant part of the offense” — hello. Rookie and

Breakout Finder-favorite A.J. Brown — initial third-stringer?

Emmanuel Butler RISING — is Tre’Quan Smith in trouble?

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